Video 8 Jul 26,161 notes

clockworkruins:

I have had this video on my hard drive for about 5 years and I think about it on a daily basis

Photo 1 Jul 10 notes maskgas:

1,000 posts bitch!

That’s nice and all, but how many friends do you have?

maskgas:

1,000 posts bitch!

That’s nice and all, but how many friends do you have?

Video 15 Jun 2,919 notes

lychgate:

DEAR GOD WHAT HAS TAKEN SHOTA BOY THIS TIME. WILL DORITO FACE BE ABLE TO FINISH HIS NAP? WILL SHOTA BOY BE ABLE TO SURVIVE?

Video 4 Jun 1 note

Oh my absolute fuck biscuit look at that buttered corn, I don’t think it was even prepared right. Aw shucks.

Video 26 May 9,824 notes

lintufriikki:

i can’t help but think they’re clumsy like baby birds

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Video 23 May 20,440 notes

Hiro Hamada, Giant Nerd - Big Hero 6 (x)

(Source: briannathestrange)

Photo 15 May 126,187 notes Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language. 
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke. 
What did you have to eat today? 
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

(Source: geekykristie)

Photo 13 May 6 notes the-almost-doctor:

Sent a thing to most of my friends on snapchat. Let’s see what they respond with.

Wildcats

the-almost-doctor:

Sent a thing to most of my friends on snapchat. Let’s see what they respond with.

Wildcats

Photo 13 May 9,074 notes skyjelly:

so this happened a long time ago and i forgot about it until recently

Hey, you know what’s a really bad idea?

skyjelly:

so this happened a long time ago and i forgot about it until recently

Hey, you know what’s a really bad idea?

Video 12 May 233,191 notes

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander


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