I have had this video on my hard drive for about 5 years and I think about it on a daily basis
1,000 posts bitch!
That’s nice and all, but how many friends do you have?
DEAR GOD WHAT HAS TAKEN SHOTA BOY THIS TIME. WILL DORITO FACE BE ABLE TO FINISH HIS NAP? WILL SHOTA BOY BE ABLE TO SURVIVE?
Oh my absolute fuck biscuit look at that buttered corn, I don’t think it was even prepared right. Aw shucks.
- Recite a poem.
- Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
- Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
- Do a tongue-twister.
- Say something in a different language.
- Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
- Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
- Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
- Tell a joke.
- What did you have to eat today?
- Talk about something that really scares you.
- Talk about something that makes you happy.
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.
Sent a thing to most of my friends on snapchat. Let’s see what they respond with.